dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

canadian-asian:

THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)

milkhappy:

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

thats nice

milkhappy:

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

thats nice

Rude Cakes by Tara Welch

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner